There must be a better way to get the nutrients that are found in beans than eating them.

would you let my kids play with your kids?

cigrette packages should be black and white and have a skull and crossbones on them.

how did we meet?

and now you have me wondering

is it odd that my thinking-spot is on top of an airconditioner?

anyone a home-audio expert?

got told at work today 'i'm going to cut off your hair with this here pair of scisscors while you're not looking, rockettman. just so you know, if you think I won't, you're nuts.'

it feels so right! (I got my truck back) =D

shoulder and knee bothering me today

sold my civic

NEEDING REVAMP IN MANY AREAS

if you're going to die, die with your boots on.

I need to have a sit-down with someone who knows phones. Do I want a nexus one from t-mobile, or a verizon droid?

the dentist told me that I have 'ropy spit'. More like 'Sticky Spit' if you ask me. *slobersloberslober*

had an open-heart root-canal with no anesthetic today. I'm way torn up.

http://xkcd.com/684/

my wife says that our cat looks like a wizard.

i wear a polo every single day.

on google's new site, Al Qaeda was named in 5 places, and spelled three different ways. (Google news is taken from all major Sources)

Mike Ditka - "If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."

why are pirates called pirates? because they ARRRRR!