I love beer.

Ugh, there is a giant flaming ball of radiation overhead. Who in their right mind is up and about?

After a 12hr shift of doing nothing at work besides having various partsof my body fail to function, i am going home to die quietly in bed.

They have coffee and hot chocolate vending machines at work. I think it would be swell if they added hot tea to the menu.

Someday, i would like to be good at something.

The food available in Greenville, TX, is horrid on almost all counts. We have two good pizza joints. No other good food. This makes me sad.

Google is going to allow porting of your existing number to Google Voice. Not sure how that's going to work. I will probably give it a try.

i suck at games.

Apparently the man-child hasn't figured out that you cannot drink your breakfast and grin massively at the same time. He's trying to do both, and making a mess.

At work, practicing my Yoda voice.

Considering dropping my @Lifehacker feed from my RSS reader because of the amount of iOS related updates.

Modulation. It makes music good.

Respect the van.

There's nothing quite like _______.

I would like a job as a spy, thank you.

'You know what would be great for a guy like me? To be in a coma.' - George Carlin

To Rattigan, the world's greatest criminal mind!

Blind dates are like chocolate. They are usually chunky, and quickly disappear.  

Apparently no one told my wife that you cannot keep snow in your pocket.

you looked better as a low poly model.

that's pretty cool. refillable hydrogen for home use... http://ping.fm/pI2Ff

mm. cup of tea #3 this morning.

yay. snow.

myspace sucks. does anyone even use it any more?

Confidence is arrogance. If you're feeling cocky, there's something you dont know.

No, I am not ever interested in TV shows about fighting crime, hospitals, or anything remotely similar to Jersey Shore.

http://ping.fm/c7lsQ

Come on baggy, get with the beat.

http://ping.fm/95AcZ I am the shadow at your side!

"You got it Jobin".

my manchild is smiling and dancing to Modeselektor.

this is my new favorite food, because it has golfballs in it. http://ping.fm/gLfUu

i have now lost the power of the beard. =(

Interview tomorrow for security job at L3.

I miss Richard a lot. Finding it hard to get started on my painting without him. :/