Read the description of this item. Don't you want to 'chop off massive limbs'? (people, not trees) http://goo.gl/ziZ9i

my new favorite word: irreducible

this humbled me, took my breath away, and re-affirmed that wolframalpha is one of my favorite applications of all time http://goo.gl/hljZs

I need a serious and viable business idea.

need someone to play videogames with today!

mmm smoked oysters and cheese on wheat thins...

http://ping.fm/FNLb3

http://ping.fm/OyxPd

i miss my wife =/

sleeptime. one week of nights, one week of days, then back to nights. =)

http://ping.fm/p5JvG

The God - Patriotism gap: http://ping.fm/Zhyb7

what is with all of these chistians who think they are jews saying that aliens are coming to earth in 2012? WTF?

They who seek to establish systems of government based on the regimentation of all human beings by a handful of individual rulers... call this a new order. It is not new and it is not order.

really enjoying 'The binding of Isaac'.

I need a shortbed S10 with a dead motor. anyone got one?

http://ping.fm/kf1oH

my entire generation lacks drive.

one of my favorite short stories of all time: http://ping.fm/BIjKh

15.7% unemployment http://www.bls.gov/webapps/legacy/cpsatab15.htm

I want to buy a scooter. What is a good brand? (yes, vespa. too expensive. what else?) I need 60mph.

I want to buy a scooter. What is a good brand? (yes, vespa. too expensive. what else?) I need 60mph.

Learn to make things. Then, make things. This is what is good.

looking for someone to go to Austin with me either this Monday or next. Split the gas, have a few beers.

http://ping.fm/eN32i Uhh, that's an awesome motorcycle helmet.

just because you can does not mean that you should.

One of the reasons I didn't go to school: I wanted to learn EVERYTHING. Maybe I should do Mechatronics...

I LOVE GOOGLE WAVE I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Wine: score. Triumph Bonneville T120 with a spare motor, score. Monday? SCORE BITCHES, SCORE!

Boss: Rockett, why do you wear that gay french artist hat? Me: Keeps hair out of my face. Boss: They invented something for that. Haircuts.

Terraria server up. 38.114.124.211:7777

Co-workers have ask me a philosophical question and then repeating my answer back making faces mocking my answer, no matter what it is.

backroad bottomland on a bike at 1am is almost better than sex.

i have a completely irrational and cyclical fear of polygraph machines.

Steve Jobs and I share they same Myers Briggs profile. ENTP; the Innovator/Inventor. Funny that I hate Apple, and am a worker drone.

my wife has awesome tortilla making skills

@roteno we need a flowchart showing the optimum media consumption setup for maximum efficiency and imperceptibility.

@roteno my media consumption is shotgunned from different devices, sources, and disorganized external hard drives.

@roteno i'm really dissatisfied with the way I interface with media. I have several different devices and computers.

Really enjoying Terraria. Got it for 5 bucks on a steam sale. You should get it so we can play multiplayer.

of this I am guilty: full frontal nerdity.

Our brains have just one scale; we resize our experiences to fit.

I can't believe my dad just said that only the rich (people above poverty earning level) and/or landowners should have the right to vote.

Apple: Technology with training wheels.

Chain World Videogame Was Supposed to be a Religion—Not a Holy War | Magazine http://ping.fm/cJmAL

xkcd: CIA http://xkcd.com/

I need a female vocalist. Mine has gone missing.

How to sync your Google+ (Google Plus) status with Facebook, if you're still dumb enough to be on facebook... http://ping.fm/qzrhv

The lottery: a tax on people that suck at math.

absolutely hellacious day today.

Two weeks into my training, I begin training I begin training someone else.

Missing Ghost Land by Pseud0logik on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free http://ping.fm/LYD1u

Well, I'm still alive, and we didn't burn the house down. Party success.

Let the party begin.

xkcd: Cell Phones http://xkcd.com/925/

got a kindle for my birthday. totally psyched.

Gmail - What's been keeping the Gmail team busy http://ping.fm/5Lj26

Google+ is exactly what I wanted. Maybe a bit frilly, but I still hope it takes the web by storm.

Got the 68 cutlass on the road today. Very satisfying. =D

The Eddie VanHalen Alarm Clock: There is no snooze, and no off button. You have to smash it. Comes in a case of 24.

Pirate Party (Sweden) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://ping.fm/Ow693

scored a mic and recording interface on ebay. Just need an amp and a midi keyboard. bids out on those.

http://ping.fm/2POKO I'm pretty sure you should buy this.

http://ping.fm/CPxGg 76,000mi near miss asteroid. Righteous.

This sleeping, it evades me.

why have about 3/4ths of my friends turned into useless shitbags?

automatic search engine filter bubble http://dontbubble.us/

Want to buy: 2 door civic hatch, CRX, Geo Metro, or Saturn SE2.

Want to buy: Inexpensive motorcycle.

well, home-prepared sushi and fried rice was a success, my sleeping was not.

I don't like working by myself. Need a partner in crime.

My new rifle. http://ping.fm/POCmg

Yossi Vardi fights local warming | Video on TED.com http://ping.fm/DQ3zw

Marcin Jakubowski: Open-sourced blueprints for civilization | Video on TED.com http://ping.fm/loEbg

laying train track - modern style. http://ping.fm/8n79k

Modern politics is equivalent to the WWE.

http://ping.fm/U3rOT this is AWESOME

http://ping.fm/SkNL4 This is close to my heart.

http://ping.fm/U3YBC Chinese prisoners forced to play WoW

Sold my rifle, built a new one. I think I enjoy building guns more than just owning them.

Is the cryptocurrency Bitcoin a good idea? - Quora http://ping.fm/sj3v6

Bitbills - bitcoins you can hold. http://bitbills.com/

hmm. Google needs to allow you to store bitcoins using your google ID.

minecraft on android. waaaat. http://ping.fm/hyaD3

bin Security http://ping.fm/i9msq

LOLOL look at this writeup on bitcoins. how stupid. http://ping.fm/Gfc9R

i find drawing squares and right angles in general to be calming and therapeutic. I've been drawing a lot of squares lately.

I wish I knew an old man who was good with his hands, and would mentor me in the ways of electronics, motors, woodworking and creativity.

I just can't be arsed.

Protestors ready to battle Heart Attack Grill in Dallas - Yahoo! News http://ping.fm/CbzFD

Got bit by a dog last night. Tore my hand up pretty good. I had self control and didn't kill it. I seriously considered murdering it.

i wish they would combine google voice and gmail into one page.

http://ping.fm/SxyTY That top score, the 92 with no military bonus points - that's me.

i am totally obsessed with old things and custom things.

Yes. Goat Masala. Total win.

holy moses. kick-ass indian food place across from brookshires. =D i'm so happy.

hoooly crap. the firefox in ubuntu 11.04 is so sexy, that i'm considering switching to it from chrome... and i'm a diehard chrome user. wtf

damn. this week has me by the tail, hardcore.

► Zedd - The Legend Of Zelda - Original Mix / The Hype Machine http://ping.fm/lXbRX

rough week. broken computer, broken phone, lost wallet, broken motorcycle, 4 12 hour overtime shifts...

title of video: "9/11 family member reacts to Osama's death" What the hell is a '9/11 family member'?

Dead after 10 years. Crazy.

YouTube - SmartHumanMedia's Channel http://ping.fm/oA8Zd

'IM RICH' Facebook Post Gets Suspected Bank Robbers Estefany Martinez, Ricky Gonzalez Charged http://ping.fm/I0SSX

what happens when an abrams tank and a skateboard have a baby? http://ping.fm/BslVa

my most recent 'art'. Painted for the ceiling of TKO customs, a motorcycle shop. http://ping.fm/ufp8v

YouTube - This is How We Roll in India http://ping.fm/VLkXg

new artstuff uploaded... http://ping.fm/oIMKV

Arsenal | Sarah Frost http://ping.fm/jbRdG

Obama Says It's Okay To Treat Manning The Way He's Been Treated Because He 'Broke The Law' | Techdirt http://ping.fm/EM2KD

4200mAh Portable Dual-Panel Solar Power Battery Pack for Cell Phones and USB Gadgets http://ping.fm/GqVVy

Cool Gadgets. Cheap. http://ping.fm/xNryg

LOL i just saw a roller-ball mouse

I dropped my phone out of my coat pocket while riding the bike. If you need to get in contact with me, text me at 903.224.5949.

the internet is bad for the environment. http://ping.fm/UilVz

you watch: in the next few years, the restored caliphate will unite the middle east; ushering in a global power shift.

@dariuskeel thinking about riding my bike to Austin for a couple days. Know of a decent campground you can recommend?

there's something wrong with my new bike. the speedo always shows speeds above the speed limit.

They moved me a little while back, and now I hate my job. A lot.

NFC finally looking usable, maybe mainstream soon. Near Field Communication, not the football thing.

Holy fudge. I love talking politics with rednecks.

Experience(old age) and treachery will always beat idealism(youth) and skill.

http://ping.fm/NXhRX Hahahaha. That's what happens when you cater to spam.

Doctor.

Know whats weird? Getting ready for a date in the same room with the person you are going on a date with. :P

I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning. Means almost time to go home.

Daylight savings time is silly.

I carry a razor blade in my wallet just in case i need to do small emergency surgeries.

Remember: relationships are temporary. Love God, love your neighbor, listen to good music, and drink dark beer. Dont sweat losing friends. Its inevitable.

Man, there sure are some goofy looking folks in this world.

the last two days have been absolutely maddening.

STROKE THE FURRY WALL

tortillas/flatbread>bread

"Guiness is like drinking a freshly polished piece of wooden furniture." - Brandon Provost

Be responsible, if you cant keep your birthday to yourself, dont come to the restraunt while i am there. it ruins my meal to have people scream and clap for you

Cant decide if i want to learn Jiujitsu or Muay Thai. The drive to a Krav Maga instructor or a Kung Fu instructor is too long.

http://ping.fm/s8uVC House votes to defund Planned Parenthood.

Sela Ward - fail.

I watched a single episode of NCIS. Completely bogus. Sorry. Series is a complete waste of time.

Spring is coming and i have 10 acres and no tractor or lawnmower.

Some butt-wig left their trashcan in the street, and i am now minus one passenger side mirror.

Cooking stir-frty tonight. Anyone want to come?

I love my beautiful bride. :D

If you had a bodyguard, and you were in an area where weapons were not permitted, what martial art would you want him to be practiced in, and why?

Users with connection speeds of 56K or less now make up 14% of the internet population.

Holy crap. Someone is playing Rick Astley over the loudspeakers at work.

Www2.razerzone.com/switchblade

I get depressed if i go too long without creating/building/fixing something.

"I live in the constant certainty of failure, ant the constant certainty of genius. Its a species of madness, but greatness isnt possible without it." -Honore

Learned most of my geography playing Risk.

mmm. creamcheese and mustard on a toasted bagel.

Nonconformist != intelligent consumer

v3>v9

know what happens when you're 25 and married? Nothing. - Andrew Smith

If i ran for the city council this next time around, would those of you here in Greenville vote for me?

Anyone want to make a few extra dollars to help someone move?

anyone know of a link preview extension for chrome? Allows you to get a thumbnail if you hover over a link? I used to have one, but I lost it.

Snow covered haybales remind me of frosted mini-wheats.

Just did a 360 on fm 118

I love beer.

Ugh, there is a giant flaming ball of radiation overhead. Who in their right mind is up and about?

After a 12hr shift of doing nothing at work besides having various partsof my body fail to function, i am going home to die quietly in bed.

They have coffee and hot chocolate vending machines at work. I think it would be swell if they added hot tea to the menu.

Someday, i would like to be good at something.

The food available in Greenville, TX, is horrid on almost all counts. We have two good pizza joints. No other good food. This makes me sad.

Google is going to allow porting of your existing number to Google Voice. Not sure how that's going to work. I will probably give it a try.

i suck at games.

Apparently the man-child hasn't figured out that you cannot drink your breakfast and grin massively at the same time. He's trying to do both, and making a mess.

At work, practicing my Yoda voice.

Considering dropping my @Lifehacker feed from my RSS reader because of the amount of iOS related updates.

Modulation. It makes music good.

Respect the van.

There's nothing quite like _______.

I would like a job as a spy, thank you.

'You know what would be great for a guy like me? To be in a coma.' - George Carlin

To Rattigan, the world's greatest criminal mind!

Blind dates are like chocolate. They are usually chunky, and quickly disappear.  

Apparently no one told my wife that you cannot keep snow in your pocket.

you looked better as a low poly model.

that's pretty cool. refillable hydrogen for home use... http://ping.fm/pI2Ff

mm. cup of tea #3 this morning.

yay. snow.

myspace sucks. does anyone even use it any more?

Confidence is arrogance. If you're feeling cocky, there's something you dont know.

No, I am not ever interested in TV shows about fighting crime, hospitals, or anything remotely similar to Jersey Shore.

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Come on baggy, get with the beat.

http://ping.fm/95AcZ I am the shadow at your side!

"You got it Jobin".

my manchild is smiling and dancing to Modeselektor.

this is my new favorite food, because it has golfballs in it. http://ping.fm/gLfUu

i have now lost the power of the beard. =(

Interview tomorrow for security job at L3.

I miss Richard a lot. Finding it hard to get started on my painting without him. :/