Why is it always the left shoe that I tear the toe up on the road when I ride my bike, and not the right?

Hotdogs are just a convenient way to get mustard eaten.

Puppy Linux on the MK802 $74 mini PC

Samuel Shellhart: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross a road without having their motivves questioned."

I don't like facebook, but this website makes me laugh: http://ping.fm/6N5q7

NO, I DO NOT WANT TO CONNECT ALL MY $h!% TO FACEBOOK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FACEBOOK.

Guess I'm going to have to re-read Fahrenheit 451, now.

does anyone want Super Meat Boy, Lone Survivor, and Braid?

Apple is the technological consumation if iEvil!

Yes, I am, in fact, the guy who used a blowtorch to melt the soles back on his combat boots.