sometimes, in this seething, writhing mass of conformity, I just want to stand up on a table, rip off my shirt, and shout 'I am a man, I can think!'

My English teacher is 100% Brazilian.

My Govt. prof.: 'The future of political improvement in this country is increasing centralization.' (less state power more federal power)

From a friend helping me with math: x=x+5? What is this sorcery!?

I molested myself last night. I told myself no, but I knew I wanted it.

a one-page PDF anti-SOPA printout. I've been handing these out at work. http://ping.fm/1gqwl

http://ping.fm/05egU

heck yeah. long underwear. what now.

off to work I go. Hooray 12.5 hour nightshifts. Text me, I'll be bored.