Man, there sure are some goofy looking folks in this world.

the last two days have been absolutely maddening.

STROKE THE FURRY WALL

tortillas/flatbread>bread

"Guiness is like drinking a freshly polished piece of wooden furniture." - Brandon Provost

Be responsible, if you cant keep your birthday to yourself, dont come to the restraunt while i am there. it ruins my meal to have people scream and clap for you

Cant decide if i want to learn Jiujitsu or Muay Thai. The drive to a Krav Maga instructor or a Kung Fu instructor is too long.

http://ping.fm/s8uVC House votes to defund Planned Parenthood.

Sela Ward - fail.

I watched a single episode of NCIS. Completely bogus. Sorry. Series is a complete waste of time.

Spring is coming and i have 10 acres and no tractor or lawnmower.

Some butt-wig left their trashcan in the street, and i am now minus one passenger side mirror.

Cooking stir-frty tonight. Anyone want to come?

I love my beautiful bride. :D

If you had a bodyguard, and you were in an area where weapons were not permitted, what martial art would you want him to be practiced in, and why?

Users with connection speeds of 56K or less now make up 14% of the internet population.

Holy crap. Someone is playing Rick Astley over the loudspeakers at work.

Www2.razerzone.com/switchblade

I get depressed if i go too long without creating/building/fixing something.

"I live in the constant certainty of failure, ant the constant certainty of genius. Its a species of madness, but greatness isnt possible without it." -Honore

Learned most of my geography playing Risk.

mmm. creamcheese and mustard on a toasted bagel.

Nonconformist != intelligent consumer

v3>v9

know what happens when you're 25 and married? Nothing. - Andrew Smith

If i ran for the city council this next time around, would those of you here in Greenville vote for me?

Anyone want to make a few extra dollars to help someone move?

anyone know of a link preview extension for chrome? Allows you to get a thumbnail if you hover over a link? I used to have one, but I lost it.

Snow covered haybales remind me of frosted mini-wheats.

Just did a 360 on fm 118