had an open-heart root-canal with no anesthetic today. I'm way torn up.

http://xkcd.com/684/

my wife says that our cat looks like a wizard.

i wear a polo every single day.

on google's new site, Al Qaeda was named in 5 places, and spelled three different ways. (Google news is taken from all major Sources)

Mike Ditka - "If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."

why are pirates called pirates? because they ARRRRR!